I hope mine doesn't look like that
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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