PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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