That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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