I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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