I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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