thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
zippers are such a cool invention
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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