I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Boobs speak an international language.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Randomize
