You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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