Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
NoShamevember. You game?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
COCAINE IS GR8
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