my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
My ass is underappreciated
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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