I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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