we have officially lost it.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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