420 ftw
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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