Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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