PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm like, not good at living.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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