I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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