I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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