No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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