Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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