I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
false alarm, still single
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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