You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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