Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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