Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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