I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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