Whod you bang
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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