i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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