im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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