bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Randomize
