Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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