just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Randomize
