Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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