It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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