It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I can't put those talents on a resume
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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