this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Enjoy the penises
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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