Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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