He is like the real live version of the state fair..
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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