What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
either way he was missing a nipple.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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