Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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