he thought i was a dude.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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