Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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