I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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