love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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