I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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