Non-Jews are for practice
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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