That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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