Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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