You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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