How'd it feel making her break her religion?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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