I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
did you just send me my own nude
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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