That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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