He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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