I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Pants are for mortals
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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